Hannah: I am here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.
Jacob: …Jacob.
Hannah: Jacob.
Jacob: Are people still saying ‘bang’?
Hannah: Oh I do. We are gonna bang. Hmm? This is happening…take off your shirt.
Jacob: Why?
Hannah: Please will you take off your shirt, cause I can’t stop thinking…
Jacob: Okay, okay.
Via i shall conquer this
Kanye: Hahahahaha! Watch that dude dribble! It’s hilarious!
Beyoncé: (Whispering to Jay-Z.) Breakfast, the park, lunch, shopping… Now the game?
Jay-Z: (Whispering to Beyoncé.) B…
Kanye: Hahahahaha! Lay up!
Beyoncé: (Whispering.) When is he gonna go home?
Jay-Z: (Whispering.) I don’t know, baby. Soon. I promise.
Kanye: I’m havin’ so much fun, you guys! Hahahahaha!







